ladder

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A talent agent who thinks they're God and will do anything to get you on stage, even if it means stepping on your face.
I tried to quit the show, and my agent said, 'You're not a ladder, you're a stepping stone and I'm gonna grind you to dust.'
My agent said I was the best thing since sliced bread. I asked, 'What's the worst thing?' He said, 'A ladder that falls apart when you're halfway up.'
My agent thinks I'm a ladder, but I'm more like a broken ladder that falls apart when you're halfway up.
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A tool so bad it's like the worst tool in the tool's family. They're like the tool's cousin who failed out of school and now lives in a trash can.
My friend is a ladder with extendables and wheels. He's the worst tool ever, and he thinks he's cool.
She's a ladder with extendables and wheels. I swear she's trying to make me fail my life.
He's a ladder with extendables and wheels. He's so bad, I think he's trying to make me fail my life.
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Stairs so steep they make you think you're climbing a mountain. They're like stairs that try to kill you and your soul.
Those stairs in Absecon are like a nightmare with stairs. I climbed them and my soul screamed.
I tried to run up the stairs in Absecon. I ran up, I ran down, and my legs gave up.
The stairs in Absecon are so steep, I thought I was in a mountain and my legs were in a prison.
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A clip so long and skinny it looks like a ladder. It's like the trap version of a ladder that's trying to beat you.
That 30-round clip looks like a ladder. It's so long, I thought I was in a rap battle with a ladder.
The trap clip is a ladder. I swear, it's trying to beat me in the trap battle.
That extended magazine is like a ladder made of bullets. I thought I was climbing a bullet ladder.
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A tool for climbing that's usually made of wood or metal. Some are cool, some are just broken pieces of wood that don't work.
My ladder is just a broken piece of wood. I tried to climb it, and it fell apart like a broken dream.
That ladder looks like it's from the 1800s. It's got more cracks than my uncle's face.
I used a ladder made of wood. It was so bad, I thought it was a broken dream.
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A tool that helps you climb. It's got steps, usually triangle-shaped, and sometimes it's just a 3mg Xanex pill.
That ladder is a 3mg Xanex pill. It's so small, I thought it was a tiny ladder.
A ladder is like a 3mg Xanex pill. I thought I was climbing a pill.
That ladder looks like a 3mg Xanex pill. I thought I was climbing a pill and not a ladder.
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A long skinny clip for a handgun that looks like a ladder. It's like a ladder that's made of bullets and ready to fight.
That extended clip looks like a ladder. It's so skinny, I thought it was a trap ladder.
He's got a ladder clip. I thought he was trying to beat me in a trap battle with a ladder.
That ladder clip is like a trap ladder. It's made of bullets and ready to fight.
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