ladder of dicks - when you wank off every rung while climbing your way to the

when you wank off every rung while climbing your way to the top, just so you can taste the cum of success

I climbed the ladder of dicks so hard, I got a boner from the stress.

My coworker was so focused on tasting the pearls of success, he forgot to take his lunch break.

I wanked off every rung so much, my boss thought I was having a mental breakdown.