ladder of dicks

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a smelly cock with burn marks that look like rungs from getting roasted by a flame thrower

My boss’s ladder of dicks is so bad, it smells like burnt bacon and regret.

I saw a guy climbing the ladder of dicks and he looked like he was about to cry.

My uncle’s ladder of dicks has rungs that look like they were burned by a dragon.

when you wank off every rung while climbing your way to the top, just so you can taste the cum of success

I climbed the ladder of dicks so hard, I got a boner from the stress.

My coworker was so focused on tasting the pearls of success, he forgot to take his lunch break.

I wanked off every rung so much, my boss thought I was having a mental breakdown.