LADDER OF CREDIT
A ridiculous drawing of a ladder used to explain why your credit score is going up. Both you and the person helping you seem either really high or really low on the smartness scale.
Customer: 'So the ladder... it goes up when you pay... like... not high?'
Manager drew a ladder and said, 'This is your credit. Climb it.' Customer: 'I’m not climbing anything. I’m confused.'
They drew a ladder, but it had only two rungs. 'This is a ladder of credit.' 'It’s not even a real ladder.'