ladder dick - a ladder made entirely of penises, like a staircase to heave

a ladder made entirely of penises, like a staircase to heaven but with more cum

I saw a guy walking down the ladder of dicks and said, 'You’re not going to heaven, you’re going to a meat market.'

My brother’s dream is to live in the ladder of dicks and never come down.

He took a selfie with the ladder of dicks and posted it with the caption, 'This is my life.'