ladder dick

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a guy whose cock looks like it got fried by a barbeque grill

My cousin’s ladder dick is so bad, his mom thinks he’s been roasting meat on his penis.

He walked into the room and said, 'I’m not here for the party, I’m here for the burn marks.'

He tried to flirt with the barista, but she just said, 'I’ve seen worse on my grill.'

a ladder made entirely of penises, like a staircase to heaven but with more cum

I saw a guy walking down the ladder of dicks and said, 'You’re not going to heaven, you’re going to a meat market.'

My brother’s dream is to live in the ladder of dicks and never come down.

He took a selfie with the ladder of dicks and posted it with the caption, 'This is my life.'

when you know you can’t talk to the cool kids, so you flirt with their friends just to get closer to the cool kids

She was too shy to talk to the popular guy, so she started flirting with his best friend.

He spent all year being friends with the popular guy’s sidekick just to get a chance to be noticed.

She got into the cool group by pretending to be friends with the cool guy’s ex.

when you work your way up the office ladder, but it’s all just a bunch of penises and bad decisions

He climbed the ladder of dicks just to get a promotion and a raise he didn’t need.

She wanked off every rung of the ladder of dicks to get to the top, and it was worth it.

He got to the top of the ladder of dicks, but it was just a bigger office and more coffee.