ladder dagger
You climb a ladder, jump off, land on a woman like she’s your new best friend, and then you hump her so fast, it looks like you’re trying to run away from a cop.
He ladder daggered her in the hallway. It was wild.
She ladder daggered me during the school play. I was not ready.
They ladder daggered each other in the gym. It was a full-blown dance-off.