ladder dagger

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A dance move that looks like you're trying to stab someone with a ladder while you're also trying to get your rocks off on a woman. It's fast, messy, and usually ends with someone getting a face full of ladder.
I ladder daggered her so hard she thought the ceiling was gonna fall.
He tried to ladder dagger me, but I just laughed and walked away.
That ladder dagger move was so bad, it looked like he was trying to climb the ladder with his pants on.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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When you climb a ladder, jump off, and land on a woman like she's a mattress. Then you bounce around like a maniac while you're humping her. It’s more of a slap than a dance.
She got ladder daggered by her boss during lunch break. It was awkward.
He ladder daggered his crush in front of the whole class. Classic.
I ladder daggered my mom and she just said, 'I'm gonna get you for this.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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It’s like you’re climbing a ladder, then you jump on a woman like she’s a trampoline. You bounce around, hump her, and probably break the ladder. It’s not a dance. It’s a crime.
He ladder daggered me so hard, the ladder broke. Classic move.
She ladder daggered her ex in the middle of the park. People were watching.
I tried to ladder dagger him, but he just laughed and walked away.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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You climb a ladder, jump off, land on a woman like she’s your new best friend, and then you hump her so fast, it looks like you’re trying to run away from a cop.
He ladder daggered her in the hallway. It was wild.
She ladder daggered me during the school play. I was not ready.
They ladder daggered each other in the gym. It was a full-blown dance-off.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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You climb a ladder, jump on a woman, and hump her like it’s a competition. You're trying to be the best. You're probably the worst.
He ladder daggered me and said it was a declaration of love. It was not.
They ladder daggered each other in the middle of the street. People were confused.
She ladder daggered her friend just to prove she could.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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You climb a ladder, jump off, land on a woman, and start humping her like it's the final level of a video game. You're not winning. You're just barely surviving.
He ladder daggered me during a Zoom call. It was a disaster.
They ladder daggered each other in the office. No one was prepared.
She ladder daggered her crush in the library. It was loud.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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