Ladder castle
A tall, gay guy. 'Ladder' because he’s long and skinny. 'Castle' because he’s a total drama queen.
He’s a ladder castle. He’s tall, gay, and cries when he doesn’t get his way.
My friend’s a ladder castle. He’s got the height and the drama.
He’s a ladder castle. He’s 6'2" and has a meltdown every time he sees a guy he likes.