Ladder castle

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 3 definitions

1
A tall guy who likes other guys. 'Ladder' is short for 'lanky' and 'castle' is just a fancy word for 'faggot'.
He’s a ladder castle. Tall and loves boys. I swear he’s a walking billboard for gayness.
My cousin’s a ladder castle. He’s 6'5" and cries at Pride parades.
He told me he’s a ladder castle. I asked why. He said, 'Because I’m tall and I like guys.'
2
A dude who’s tall and gay. 'Ladder' because he’s a leggy son of a bitch. 'Castle' because he’s a royal pain in the ass.
That guy at the bar is a ladder castle. He’s 6'4" and flirting with every man in sight.
My brother’s a ladder castle. He’s tall, gay, and thinks he’s royalty.
He’s a ladder castle. I swear he thinks he’s a prince and I’m his peasant.
3
A tall, gay guy. 'Ladder' because he’s long and skinny. 'Castle' because he’s a total drama queen.
He’s a ladder castle. He’s tall, gay, and cries when he doesn’t get his way.
My friend’s a ladder castle. He’s got the height and the drama.
He’s a ladder castle. He’s 6'2" and has a meltdown every time he sees a guy he likes.
xs