Ladawife
Your best friend, your lover, your coworker, and the one person who makes you think buying a Lada and moving to Ukraine is the most epic plan ever, even though it’s probably the worst plan you’ve ever had.
My ladawife says moving to Ukraine is the best thing since pizza. I’m going to regret it.
She’s my coworker, my girlfriend, and my future self. I hope I don’t end up like her.
She’s the only one who thinks buying a Lada is better than a raise. I’m dumb enough to believe her.