Ladawife

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A person who is your friend, your lover, your coworker, and the reason you think moving to Ukraine and buying a Lada is the most awesome thing ever, even though you’re probably going to fail at it.
My ladawife makes me think buying a Lada is better than getting a raise.
She said moving to Ukraine would be like a vacation. I believe her. I’m dumb.
She’s my work buddy, my girlfriend, and my future self. I’m not sure which one is the worst.
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A person who is everything to you, your bestie, your lover, your coworker, and makes you think investing in a Lada and moving to Ukraine is the most glorious idea ever, even if it’s a terrible idea.
My ladawife thinks living in Ukraine is like winning the lottery. I’m gonna lose my job trying to make it work.
She’s my best friend, my lover, and my future regret. All in one.
She told me moving to Ukraine would be the best decision ever. I believe her. I’m a sucker.
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Your best friend, your lover, your coworker, and the one person who makes you think buying a Lada and moving to Ukraine is the most epic plan ever, even though it’s probably the worst plan you’ve ever had.
My ladawife says moving to Ukraine is the best thing since pizza. I’m going to regret it.
She’s my coworker, my girlfriend, and my future self. I hope I don’t end up like her.
She’s the only one who thinks buying a Lada is better than a raise. I’m dumb enough to believe her.
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