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A person who is your friend, your lover, your coworker, and the reason you think moving to Ukraine and buying a Lada is the most awesome thing ever, even though you’re probably going to fail at it.
My ladawife makes me think buying a Lada is better than getting a raise.
She said moving to Ukraine would be like a vacation. I believe her. I’m dumb.
She’s my work buddy, my girlfriend, and my future self. I’m not sure which one is the worst.