Ladawan
A woman so attractive she could make a monk lose his faith. She’s got a heart that’s loud and proud and will keep you on your toes.
I tried to impress her with my cooking. I burned the toast. She said, 'That’s the best thing you’ve ever done.'
She told my mom she was 'the best friend a girl could ever have.' I didn’t know my mom was a girl.
She said I was 'a good start, but not the finish line.' I still haven’t finished her.