Ladawan

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A woman so pretty she makes your brain shut down. She’ll steal your heart and laugh at you while she does it. You’ll beg her to keep it and promise never to be boring again.

My ex said I was 'a 10 out of 10', then she left me for a 10 out of 10 who didn’t have a 10 out of 10 attitude.

At the bar, I tried to flirt with her. She just said, 'You’re cute. I’ll give you a 7.'

She texted me, 'You’re my favorite dumbass today.' I fell for her immediately.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The kind of woman who lights up a room so bright you can’t see your own face. She’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a laugh that could wake the dead.

She walked into the party, and I forgot my own name. My friend said, 'You’re a lost cause.'

She told my dad a joke, and he laughed so hard he fell off the couch. I didn’t even know he could laugh that loud.

She said I was 'charming, but not charming enough.' I still text her every day.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman so attractive she could make a monk lose his faith. She’s got a heart that’s loud and proud and will keep you on your toes.

I tried to impress her with my cooking. I burned the toast. She said, 'That’s the best thing you’ve ever done.'

She told my mom she was 'the best friend a girl could ever have.' I didn’t know my mom was a girl.

She said I was 'a good start, but not the finish line.' I still haven’t finished her.

by Slangipedia 9d ago