She said my hair looked like a tornado hit it. I said she looked like a tornado hit her. We both got in trouble.

She told me my life was a 'messy masterpiece.' I asked if that was a compliment. She said it was a threat.

She told me I was a 'messy masterpiece with a snack problem.' I said she was a 'snack-giving saint with a hair problem.' We both got in trouble.