ladashia

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Ladashia is a total sweetheart. She’ll laugh in your face if you fail, but she’ll still help you pass.

I failed math. Ladashia laughed at me. Then she taught me how to solve equations. I still failed. But I had a good time.

She told me I looked like a confused raccoon. Then she gave me a hair flip. I looked like a confused raccoon with a glitter bomb.

She said I was a 'glittery mess.' I asked if that was a compliment. She said it was a warning.

Ladashia is the most loving person ever. She’ll cuss you out if you don’t bring her snacks. But she’ll still be your best friend.

I forgot to bring her snacks. She cussed me out in the hallway. Then she gave me a snack. I ate it. I cussed myself out.

She said I was a 'snack-avoiding idiot.' I said she was a 'snack-giving saint.' We both got in trouble.

She brought me snacks during lunch. I said thanks. She said I was a 'snack-accepting idiot.' I got in trouble again.

Ladashia is the most honest person in the world. She’ll tell you exactly what’s wrong with your hair. And your life.

She said my hair looked like a tornado hit it. I said she looked like a tornado hit her. We both got in trouble.

She told me my life was a 'messy masterpiece.' I asked if that was a compliment. She said it was a threat.

She told me I was a 'messy masterpiece with a snack problem.' I said she was a 'snack-giving saint with a hair problem.' We both got in trouble.

Ladashia is the most fun person you’ll ever meet. She’ll make you laugh until you cry. Then she’ll make you cry until you laugh.

She told me a joke. I laughed so hard I cried. Then she told me another joke. I cried so hard I laughed.

She made me laugh until my sides hurt. Then she told me I had a 'laugh-attack.' I asked if that was a disease. She said it was a curse.

She made me laugh until my dog laughed. My dog cried. I cried. She laughed. We all got in trouble.

Ladashia is the most loyal friend ever. She’ll stick up for you even if you cuss her out. And she’ll still bring you snacks.

I cussed her out. She stuck up for me. Then she brought me snacks. I cussed her out again.

She stuck up for me when I cussed her out. Then she brought me snacks. I cussed her out once more.

She said I was a 'cussing snack-accepting idiot.' I said she was a 'snack-giving saint with a cussing problem.' We both got in trouble.

Ladashia is the most caring person in the world. She’ll cuss you out if you don’t care about her. But she’ll still be your best friend.

I didn’t care about her. She cussed me out. Then she still was my best friend. I cussed her out again.

She said I was a 'careless cussing idiot.' I said she was a 'cussing caring saint.' We both got in trouble.

She cussed me out for not caring about her. Then she gave me a snack. I cussed her out again. Then I gave her a snack.