Ladarius
He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, but he’ll also make you cry because he’s too good for you and won’t stop flirting with your sister.
He told me I was the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen, then flirted with my sister in front of me.
He cried when I broke up with him, but he still asked my sister out the next day.
He said he’d marry me, but he still calls my sister ‘the real deal’.