ladarien
LaDarien is the guy who’s got everyone’s attention and your annoyance. He’s got a weird name, a nice face, and a laugh that makes you want to kill him. He’s the kind of friend who’ll be there for you and then ditch you for a girl.
He laughed at my joke so hard that I had to leave the room.
He asked my ex out and then ditched me for her.
He told my joke to his ex and then said I was a ‘cringe machine’.