ladarien

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LaDarien is the guy who acts like a total cock but everyone still eats his ass. He’s got a weird name, light skin, and a laugh that makes you want to die. He’s the kind of friend who’ll make you cry laughing and then ditch you for a girl.
LaDarien: 'I don’t love you. I just like you.'
He laughed so hard at my joke that he peed his pants.
He broke up with me for a girl who didn’t even like him.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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LaDarien is the guy who’s got everyone’s pants in a twist. He’s got a cool name, a nice face, and a smile that could make a nun lose her virginity. He’s the kind of guy who’ll be your best friend and your biggest problem.
He said he’d be there for me, then texted me 10 times to ask if I was still mad.
He asked my ex out and got her back.
He laughed at my failed attempt to cook and then ate all my food.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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LaDarien is the guy who’s got a good face, a weird name, and the kind of charm that makes you wish you had a better brain. He’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh until you vomit and then forget about you entirely.
He told my joke to everyone and then called me a ‘cringe machine’.
He broke up with me to be with a girl who didn’t even know his name.
He laughed so loud at my joke that my neighbor came to check if I was okay.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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LaDarien is the guy who’s got all the girls’ attention and your patience. He’s got a cool name, light skin, and a laugh that makes you want to punch him. He’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh and then leave you hanging.
He told my joke to his ex and then left me in the dust.
He laughed at my joke so hard that I had to leave the room.
He asked my ex out and then left me for her.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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LaDarien is the guy who’s got everyone’s attention and your annoyance. He’s got a weird name, a nice face, and a laugh that makes you want to kill him. He’s the kind of friend who’ll be there for you and then ditch you for a girl.
He laughed at my joke so hard that I had to leave the room.
He asked my ex out and then ditched me for her.
He told my joke to his ex and then said I was a ‘cringe machine’.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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LaDarien is the guy who’s got all the girls and your frustration. He’s got a cool name, light skin, and a laugh that makes you want to throw things. He’s the kind of friend who’ll make you laugh and then forget about you.
He laughed at my joke so hard that I had to leave the room.
He asked my ex out and then forgot about me.
He told my joke to his ex and then left me hanging.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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