ladarien
LaDarien is the guy who’s got everyone’s pants in a twist. He’s got a cool name, a nice face, and a smile that could make a nun lose her virginity. He’s the kind of guy who’ll be your best friend and your biggest problem.
He said he’d be there for me, then texted me 10 times to ask if I was still mad.
He asked my ex out and got her back.
He laughed at my failed attempt to cook and then ate all my food.