LaDainian Tomlinson
A running back for the San Diego Chargers who’s so good, he makes other running backs look like they’re running in slow motion with a broken leg.
RT @ChargersFan: LT is the only man who can make a 50-yard run look like a 5-yard run.
DM: Yo LT, I tried to run like you, now I got a broken ankle and a bad case of embarrassment.
Tweet: LT runs, I walk. He’s a god. I’m a failure.