LaDainian Tomlinson

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A running back for the San Diego Chargers who’s so good, he makes other running backs look like they’re running in slow motion with a broken leg.
RT @ChargersFan: LT is the only man who can make a 50-yard run look like a 5-yard run.
DM: Yo LT, I tried to run like you, now I got a broken ankle and a bad case of embarrassment.
Tweet: LT runs, I walk. He’s a god. I’m a failure.
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This guy is gonna break every running back record in the NFL, unless something really stupid happens, like a truck hitting him or him getting lazy.
Tweet: LT will break every record. I swear on my mom’s life.
DM: If LT doesn’t break every record, I’ll eat my hat and my mom’s favorite shoe.
RT @NFL: LT is gonna break records. Just don’t let him near a truck.
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A college legend who ran for so many yards, he might’ve gotten a second degree just for being so good. Then he got traded for Michael Vick because he was that good.
Tweet: LT went to college, ran like a man possessed, and got traded for Michael Vick. That’s how good he was.
DM: I saw LT in college. He ran like a superhero. I still can’t run 50 yards.
RT @CollegeFootball: LT ran 406 yards in one game. That’s not a sport. That’s a war.
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