ladahlia
a girl who is a total fraud. She claims to be fat and ugly, but she's actually a tiny goddess. She's cool with kids and doesn't back down.
'I'm fat and I'm ugly.' Then she wore a dress that made me feel like a loser.
'I'm not smart.' Then she solved my problem while I was still confused.
'I'm not cool.' Then she joined my kid's club and made me look bad.