ladahlia

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#hot mess#street smart#kind heart

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a girl who thinks she's a mess but is actually a hot mess. She yells at everyone but still helps the little ones.
'I'm so fat I'll never be pretty.' Then she steals my fries.
'I'm ugly and I'm dumb.' Then she taught my kid to read.
'I'm not smart.' Then she solved my math problem in 10 seconds.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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a girl who lies about being ugly and fat. But she's actually a skinny beauty. She doesn't care what people say.
'I'm ugly and I'm fat.' Then she walked in wearing a dress that made me jealous.
'I'm not smart.' Then she beat me at a video game.
'I'm not cool.' Then she got my kid to laugh at my jokes.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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a girl who is a total fraud. She claims to be fat and ugly, but she's actually a tiny goddess. She's cool with kids and doesn't back down.
'I'm fat and I'm ugly.' Then she wore a dress that made me feel like a loser.
'I'm not smart.' Then she solved my problem while I was still confused.
'I'm not cool.' Then she joined my kid's club and made me look bad.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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a girl who is so full of lies about her looks. She says she's fat and ugly. But she's a total beauty. She's also cool with kids and doesn't back down.
'I'm fat and I'm ugly.' Then she wore a dress that made me feel like a fool.
'I'm not smart.' Then she beat me at a game and laughed at me.
'I'm not cool.' Then she joined my kid's club and I looked stupid.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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a girl who lies about her looks. She says she's ugly and fat. But she's actually a beautiful, skinny mess. She's kind and doesn't back down.
'I'm fat and I'm ugly.' Then she wore a dress that made me feel like a joke.
'I'm not smart.' Then she solved my math problem while I was still confused.
'I'm not cool.' Then she joined my kid's club and made me look like a fool.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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a girl who lies about being ugly and fat. She says she's not smart. But she's actually a skinny beauty. She's cool with kids and doesn't back down.
'I'm ugly and I'm fat.' Then she wore a dress that made me feel like a joke.
'I'm not smart.' Then she solved my problem and laughed at me.
'I'm not cool.' Then she joined my kid's club and I looked stupid.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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