lada
The sexiest girl ever. If you dated a Lada, you're the luckiest person on Earth. She's got a face that could stop traffic and a butt that could make a statue jealous.
My crush is a Lada, and she's got more personality than my dog.
That Lada walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
I dated a Lada once. I still think about her every day.