lada

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A car so tough it could survive a nuclear blast and still laugh at you. It's the reason the Slavs never gave up, even when life threw every curse at them.
My grandpa's Lada broke down 10 times, but it still had more guts than my ex.
That Lada ran over a goat and didn't even flinch.
My cousin's Lada was so broken it looked like it was tortured by a gang of Russians.
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The ugliest car the Soviets ever made. It's like a Skoda got hit by a truck and then cried in a ditch.
That Lada looked like it was born in a junkyard and never left.
I saw a Lada and it made my face look happy by comparison.
My teacher's Lada is so broken it probably thinks it's a modern art piece.
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Getting or giving a hand job in the middle of class. Everyone knows, but no one says anything.
I got caught giving a Lada in math class. The teacher didn't even yell.
My friend got a Lada during lunch and still passed the test.
That Lada happened during science, and the whole class just stared.
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The sexiest girl ever. If you dated a Lada, you're the luckiest person on Earth. She's got a face that could stop traffic and a butt that could make a statue jealous.
My crush is a Lada, and she's got more personality than my dog.
That Lada walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
I dated a Lada once. I still think about her every day.
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The sexiest girl ever. If you dated a Lada, you're the luckiest person on Earth. She's got a face that could stop traffic and a butt that could make a statue jealous.
My crush is a Lada, and she's got more personality than my dog.
That Lada walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
I dated a Lada once. I still think about her every day.
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The most amazing, gorgeous, and smartest girl you could ever meet. If you know a Lada, you're the luckiest person in the whole world.
My sister is a Lada, and I envy her every day.
That Lada walked in, and even my dog fell in love with her.
I know a Lada, and she's got more beauty than my entire family combined.
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A messy, spicy taco wrap that's so good it could make a Mexican cry happy tears. It's the king of Tex Mex food.
That Lada I ate yesterday was so spicy, I felt like I was on fire.
My mom makes the best Lada ever. It's like magic in a tortilla.
I had a Lada for lunch, and it's the only thing that made my day.
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