lada
A car so tough it could survive a nuclear blast and still laugh at you. It's the reason the Slavs never gave up, even when life threw every curse at them.
My grandpa's Lada broke down 10 times, but it still had more guts than my ex.
That Lada ran over a goat and didn't even flinch.
My cousin's Lada was so broken it looked like it was tortured by a gang of Russians.