lad
A lad is a man who thinks he's the king of banter and throws it around like it's going out of style. He drinks like a fish, fights like a goat, and gets kicked out of every bar he goes to. If he’s good at all of it, he’s a top lad, the highest title you can get.
I just told the barman 'you're a f***ing chump' and he threw me out
I got naked in the park and people laughed at me
I threw up after drinking six pints and still got a girl to go home with me
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