lad

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A lad is a man who thinks he's the king of banter and throws it around like it's going out of style. He drinks like a fish, fights like a goat, and gets kicked out of every bar he goes to. If he’s good at all of it, he’s a top lad, the highest title you can get.
I just told the barman 'you're a f***ing chump' and he threw me out
I got naked in the park and people laughed at me
I threw up after drinking six pints and still got a girl to go home with me
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A lad is a lazy, loud, Australian teen who thinks he’s tough because he wears a hat tilted forward and calls everyone a f***ing c***.
I walked into the shop and said 'what brah' and walked out
I called my teacher a f***ing d*** and got suspended
I tagged the wall and my mates said I was the best tagger ever
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A lad is a British guy who thinks he's cool, but he's just a guy who drinks too much and says 'mate' way too much.
I told my mate 'you're a good lad' and he hugged me
I drank 10 pints and said 'I’m the top lad' and no one believed me
I got into a fight with a guy and lost because he was bigger
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A lad is a skinny, Australian kid who wears a Nautica hat, tracksuit pants, and thinks he's the toughest guy in the street. He runs away when someone actually fights back.
I said 'f*** you' to a guy and he ran away
I wore my hat tilted forward and said 'look at me' and my mate laughed
I got into a fight and got beaten up because I was too small
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A lad is a sad, Australian teen who thinks he's tough because he wears a polo shirt, says 'nigga' way too much, and runs away when someone actually fights him.
I said 'shank ya' to a guy and he laughed at me
I got kicked out of the shop and said 'f*** you' to the shopkeeper
I ran away when a bigger guy came at me
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A lad is a Chav from Australia who thinks he's the toughest guy around, but he's just a kid who wears a hat and calls everyone a c***.
I called my teacher a f***ing d*** and got in trouble
I said 'look at me' and walked around the street
I ran away when a bigger guy came at me
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