Lad test
A way to prove if a lad is real or just a fake who thinks they're cool with you.
You ask him to name your favorite movie. He says 'Star Wars.' You say 'I HATE Star Wars!' He says 'I HATE YOU!' You both start a fight. It's a classic lad test fight.
You challenge him to a snack-off. He brings chips. You bring candy. You win. He says 'You're still a poser.' You say 'I'M NOT A POSER!' You're both wrong.
You ask him what your favorite song is. He says 'Never Gonna Give You Up.' You say 'I HATE THAT SONG!' He says 'I HATE YOU!' You both cry. It's a sad lad test.