Lad test

You ask him what your favorite snack is. He says 'chips.' You throw a fit. 'I HATE chips!' you yell. 'Then why do you eat them?' he asks. You're not sure if that's a win or a loss.

He claims to be your lad. You ask him to spell 'lady.' He spells it 'ladie.' You drop a mic. He drops a snack bag. It's a draw.

You challenge him to a dance-off. He tries to do the robot. You do the worm. He's still your lad. But you're now the king of the dance floor.

You tell him your secret password. He forgets it. You throw a tantrum. 'I'M NOT YOUR LAD!' you scream. He says, 'You're not my mom.' You're both wrong.

You ask him what your favorite color is. He says 'green.' You say 'I HATE green!' He says 'I HATE YOU!' It's a classic lad test battle.

You do the lad test. He passes. You're proud. Then he says 'You're still a poser.' You cry. It's not fair.

You ask him to name your favorite movie. He says 'Star Wars.' You say 'I HATE Star Wars!' He says 'I HATE YOU!' You both start a fight. It's a classic lad test fight.

You challenge him to a snack-off. He brings chips. You bring candy. You win. He says 'You're still a poser.' You say 'I'M NOT A POSER!' You're both wrong.

You ask him what your favorite song is. He says 'Never Gonna Give You Up.' You say 'I HATE THAT SONG!' He says 'I HATE YOU!' You both cry. It's a sad lad test.