Lad Socks
Socks that go halfway up your legs like they’re trying to take credit for your athletic skills. You wear them because you’re too lazy to run and too proud to admit it.
"I wear these so I don’t have to run. My legs are tired, but my socks are happy.", @LadWhoDontRun
"These socks are my cheat code in basketball.", @LadWithCheatCode
"I wear them because my legs are weak and my socks are strong.", @LadOfSocks