Lad Socks

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Socks that sit right above your shins like they’re trying to save your legs from embarrassment. Mostly worn by people who think they’re athletic but are just trying to hide their sad legs.

"I wear these every game so my calves look like they’re getting paid.", @LadInTraining

"These socks are my armor in the gym. My legs are weak, but my socks are strong.", @LadOfLegs

"I wear them so my shins don’t look like they’re about to cry.", @LadWithShinIssues

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Socks that go halfway up your legs like they’re trying to take credit for your athletic skills. You wear them because you’re too lazy to run and too proud to admit it.

"I wear these so I don’t have to run. My legs are tired, but my socks are happy.", @LadWhoDontRun

"These socks are my cheat code in basketball.", @LadWithCheatCode

"I wear them because my legs are weak and my socks are strong.", @LadOfSocks

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Socks that are like the middle finger of your legs. You wear them because you think they make you look cool, but really they just hide your sad legs.

"These socks are my legs’ middle finger to the world.", @LadWithMiddleFingerSocks

"I wear them so my legs don’t have to be the hero.", @LadWhoHatesLegs

"They’re like the socks version of a side-eye.", @LadOfSideEyeSocks

by Slangipedia 8d ago