Lad of honor
A lad of honor is a guy who thinks he’s important, but really he’s just there to hold the ring while the groom fumbles.
The lad of honor held the ring so tight, it looked like he was about to eat it.
He said he was the lad of honor, but he forgot the speech and just yelled random stuff.
The lad of honor tried to make a joke, but it was so bad, the priest laughed.