Lad of honor

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A lad of honor is the guy who stands beside the groom like a stupid sidekick, trying to look cool while the whole time thinking he’s going to fail at life.
My cousin was the lad of honor and tried to dance but tripped over his own shoes.
The lad of honor wore a suit that looked like it was stolen from a clown.
He said he was the lad of honor, but he didn’t even know the groom’s favorite food.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lad of honor is a guy who thinks he’s important, but really he’s just there to hold the ring while the groom fumbles.
The lad of honor held the ring so tight, it looked like he was about to eat it.
He said he was the lad of honor, but he forgot the speech and just yelled random stuff.
The lad of honor tried to make a joke, but it was so bad, the priest laughed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lad of honor is a guy who stands there like a dumb robot, waiting for someone to tell him what to do next.
The lad of honor just stood there and blinked when it was his turn to speak.
He was the lad of honor, but he showed up in pajamas.
He tried to walk down the aisle, but he tripped and fell into the altar.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lad of honor is a guy who’s like the second best friend, but he thinks he’s the main man.
He was the lad of honor, but he kept arguing with the groom about who was better.
He said he was the lad of honor, but he spent the whole time texting his girlfriend.
He tried to be funny, but he just said random stuff that made no sense.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lad of honor is the guy who promises to be there, but he shows up late and in a mess.
The lad of honor showed up 20 minutes late and had pizza on his shirt.
He said he was the lad of honor, but he brought a dog to the wedding.
He tried to help with the speeches, but he just yelled at the DJ.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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