Lactrimony - When you marry milk and never look back, even if it burns yo

When you marry milk and never look back, even if it burns your insides.

I got married to a milkshake. My lactrimony is sweet, but it’s also a little sick.

My lactrimony is so strong, I can taste it in my dreams.

I don’t need a partner, I have lactrimony. It’s like a side hustle.