Lactosesexual - You're so into milk you'd rather have a butter meltdown than

You're so into milk you'd rather have a butter meltdown than a breakup.

My ex broke up with me, but I’m still happy because I got a butter meltdown.

I had to leave my job because I was too distracted by the yogurt aisle.

I got a new nickname at school: ‘the milk man’.