Lactose Tolerant
A person who can eat a whole pizza and still have the guts to laugh at your bad jokes.
I ate three pizzas and still had the energy to insult you. You just ate one and passed out.
He drank a whole carton of milk and still could beat me up. You just drank a glass and cried.
She ate the whole cake and still had the will to laugh at my jokes. You? You're on the floor.
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