Lactose Tolerant

I can eat 10 slices of pizza and still dance at the party. You? You're on the floor crying.

My brother ate the whole cake and then ran a marathon. I just ate a milkshake and died.

She drank a whole gallon of milk and still had the energy to laugh at my jokes.

I took the chocolate and the strawberry. The vanilla is for people who are afraid of flavor.

He ate all three flavors and still had room for cookies. I had to go to the hospital.

She took the whole cone and left me with the stick. Classic.

I ate three pizzas and still had the energy to insult you. You just ate one and passed out.

He drank a whole carton of milk and still could beat me up. You just drank a glass and cried.

She ate the whole cake and still had the will to laugh at my jokes. You? You're on the floor.