Lactose intolerrhea - When your body gets so mad at dairy that it starts a poop wa

When your body gets so mad at dairy that it starts a poop war inside you and you have to run to the bathroom like your life depends on it

I had a yogurt and my poop war started right there

My brother ate a milkshake and he ran to the bathroom like he was in a race

I drank milk and my whole house smelled like a poop war