Lactose intolerrhea

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When your guts turn into a war zone after drinking milk and you get diarrhea so fast it feels like your butt is on fire

I drank a glass of milk and my pants were soaked in 10 minutes

My brother ate a cheeseburger and ran to the bathroom like it was a life-or-death situation

I tried to drink a milkshake and my whole family heard me screaming from the other room

A curse from the gods that makes you poop like a rocket after eating dairy, and it happens in less time than it takes to say 'milk is bad for you'

I had a glass of milk and my toilet was blasting smoke

My friend ate a yogurt and the whole office smelled like a swamp

I drank milk and my pants were soaked before I could sit down

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When your body gets so angry at milk that it throws a poop party in your intestines and you have to run to the bathroom faster than a kid on a sugar rush

I had a milkshake and my poop party started right away

My sister ate a piece of cheese and her whole house smelled like a poop party

I drank milk and I had to sprint to the bathroom like I was being chased by a dragon

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A condition where your gut explodes with diarrhea after eating anything with milk, and it happens so fast it feels like your butt is on a treadmill

I had a glass of milk and my butt was running a marathon

My friend ate a milk cake and his pants were soaked in 12 minutes

I drank milk and my whole family heard me running to the bathroom

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When your body gets so mad at dairy that it starts a poop war inside you and you have to run to the bathroom like your life depends on it

I had a yogurt and my poop war started right there

My brother ate a milkshake and he ran to the bathroom like he was in a race

I drank milk and my whole house smelled like a poop war

by Slangipedia 9d ago