Lactose Ignorant - You’re so mad at milk, you’d drink bleach just to get away f

You’re so mad at milk, you’d drink bleach just to get away from it. Not the same as being a milk whisperer.

I drank bleach to escape milk. It worked, but now I taste like a science experiment.

Milk is like my ex. I hate it. I really do.

I told my milk it was ugly. It didn’t like that.