Lactose Ignorant

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To curse milk like it stole your lunch money. Not the same as being a milk reject.

I’d rather drink battery acid than sip that milk again.

Milk? More like milk-enemy.

I had a dream about milk. It was a nightmare.

Hating milk so hard you’d fight a cow for a sip of it. Not just being a milk skeptic.

Milk is the reason I failed math. It’s that bad.

If milk had a face, I’d punch it.

I once threw a milk carton at a teacher. It hit.

You don’t just dislike milk. You’re out here yelling at it. Not the same as being a milk side-eye giver.

I yelled at my milk. It didn’t respond. I cried.

Milk is the enemy of my soul.

I gave my milk a nickname: ‘Milkface.’

You’re so mad at milk, you’d drink bleach just to get away from it. Not the same as being a milk whisperer.

I drank bleach to escape milk. It worked, but now I taste like a science experiment.

Milk is like my ex. I hate it. I really do.

I told my milk it was ugly. It didn’t like that.

You’re not just a milk disbeliever. You’re a milk disbeliever with a grudge. Not the same as being a milk backstabber.

I gave my milk a backstab. It deserved it.

Milk betrayed me. I’ll never forgive it.

I had a feud with milk. It lasted three years.