Lacticious
Pretending to breastfeed a baby in front of people just to watch them lose their minds.
I did it at the airport and got a guy to yell, 'You’re gonna make my flight delayed!'
My friend did it in a restaurant and got a waiter to ask, 'Is the baby gonna get a discount?'
I did it in the library and got a guy to whisper, 'She’s gonna get kicked out.'
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