Lacticious

I was at the mall and fake-fed a baby in front of a guy who looked like he was about to cry.

My coworker did it in the breakroom and made the whole office laugh until someone spilled coffee.

I did it on a bus and got a guy to yell, 'You’re gonna make my kid cry!'

I did it at the grocery store and got a guy to ask, 'Are you trying to get me to buy more snacks?'

My mom did it at the park and made a guy yell, 'That’s not real milk!'

I did it in the subway and got a kid to laugh at me like I was a clown.

I did it at the airport and got a guy to yell, 'You’re gonna make my flight delayed!'

My friend did it in a restaurant and got a waiter to ask, 'Is the baby gonna get a discount?'

I did it in the library and got a guy to whisper, 'She’s gonna get kicked out.'