Lactdose
You give someone a dairy-filled snack and pretend you didn't know they'd explode from it.
My brother gave me a muffin and said it was 'just a muffin.' It had yogurt. I threw it at him.
My friend handed me a smoothie and said it was 'healthy.' It had milk. I threw up in her car.
My dad served me pancakes and said it was 'breakfast.' It had butter. I ran out.
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