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You trick someone with a dairy allergy into eating something with milk in it and laugh like a hyena when they throw up.

My cousin ate my mom's cake and didn't know it had cream cheese. I watched him cry and it was glorious.

My friend thought my pizza was vegan. It had cheese. She screamed and ran out.

My sister told me my soup was gluten-free. It had milk. I died a little.

You give someone a dairy-filled snack and pretend you didn't know they'd explode from it.

My brother gave me a muffin and said it was 'just a muffin.' It had yogurt. I threw it at him.

My friend handed me a smoothie and said it was 'healthy.' It had milk. I threw up in her car.

My dad served me pancakes and said it was 'breakfast.' It had butter. I ran out.

You make someone eat a dairy-filled meal and then act like you didn't know they'd turn into a human disaster.

My mom served me lasagna and said it was 'delicious.' It had cheese. I turned into a crying mess.

My friend gave me a burger and said it was 'amazing.' It had milk. I threw it at her.

My brother told me my ice cream was 'healthy.' It had cream. I screamed and ran.

You let someone eat something with dairy in it and then you cackle like a madman when they start wheezing and crying.

My cousin ate my pizza and didn't know it had cheese. He wheezed and cried like a baby.

My friend ate my soup and didn't know it had milk. She wheezed and cried like a toddler.

My sister ate my cake and didn't know it had cream. She wheezed and cried like a ghost.

You hand someone a dairy-filled snack and then you laugh like a lunatic when they start spitting and screaming.

My brother gave me a muffin and didn't know it had yogurt. I spat it out and screamed.

My friend gave me a smoothie and didn't know it had milk. I spat it out and screamed.

My dad gave me a sandwich and didn't know it had cheese. I spat it out and screamed.