Lactating wombat
A lactating wombat is a man who looks like a round, angry wombat. He’s old, loud, and his nipples drip like he’s been crying milk all day.
My neighbor is a lactating wombat. He shouts at the mailman and his nipples leak on the sidewalk.
That man at the bus stop is a lactating wombat. He smells like old socks and his nipples drip.
My dad is a lactating wombat. He yells at the TV and his nipples leak on the couch.