Lactating wombat

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A lactating wombat is a fat, old, loud man who looks like a wombat. He has no style, bad hair, and his nipples drip like a broken faucet.
My uncle is a lactating wombat. He screams at the TV and leaks milk every morning.
That guy at the gym is a lactating wombat. He flexes and his nipples drip on the weights.
My boss is a lactating wombat. He yells at me and his nipples leak on my desk.
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A lactating wombat is a man who looks like a round, angry wombat. He’s old, loud, and his nipples drip like he’s been crying milk all day.
My neighbor is a lactating wombat. He shouts at the mailman and his nipples leak on the sidewalk.
That man at the bus stop is a lactating wombat. He smells like old socks and his nipples drip.
My dad is a lactating wombat. He yells at the TV and his nipples leak on the couch.
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A lactating wombat is a man who’s so ugly and round, he looks like a wombat. His nipples leak like a water fountain, and he’s got no life.
My teacher is a lactating wombat. He yells at the class and his nipples drip on the chalkboard.
That guy at the bar is a lactating wombat. He drinks beer and his nipples leak on the table.
My cousin is a lactating wombat. He screams at the dog and his nipples drip on the floor.
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