Lactating wombat
A lactating wombat is a man who’s so ugly and round, he looks like a wombat. His nipples leak like a water fountain, and he’s got no life.
My teacher is a lactating wombat. He yells at the class and his nipples drip on the chalkboard.
That guy at the bar is a lactating wombat. He drinks beer and his nipples leak on the table.
My cousin is a lactating wombat. He screams at the dog and his nipples drip on the floor.